Shirley Key

Shirley Key began life as a policeman; one of many who in their youth dunked their biscuits until they grew up. The history of Shirley's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including a journalist without a permanent home. On 4th July, 1988, Shirley was uncovered, while working the streets, by director, after having been arrested for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high.

Shirley - a mistake if ever nature made one - now finds herself at the top of her game, thanks in no small part to her role in a secret-organisation-that-ought-not-be-named.


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