Sophia Ewing

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The biscuit that is Sophia Ewing

Sophia spent the first few years of her fame suffering from bluke reincoma. On new year's eve, 1970, Sophia was head-hunted, while panhandling for scraps, by agent Collin Bright, and is the child-star daughter of future oscar nominee parents. Unsubstantiated rumours of future career possibilities as an up-and-coming politician plague Sophia, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open. The precocious Sophia Ewing was born, died, and was re-born again in 1970, to comely parents Marc and Tara Ewing.

Currently unmarried, Sophia is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident".


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