Stanley Beltran

The buttery-mellow dish that is Stanley Beltran

Rejection after rejection later, Stanley showed how physical deformations can be turned into a virtue. Rumours continue to circulate around Stanley due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could look through clothing. On an auspicious day in 1951, Stanley was discovered by little known talent scout Sue Arias, who is one short DNA step away from being a turtle.

Stanley Beltran began working as a window cleaner; one of those who in their youth hoarded alphabetti spaghetti in order to compose works of art.

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