The meat object that is Terri Cain
Terri hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being an incompetent florist and an absent-minded fire fighter. On an auspicious day in 2002, Terri was head-hunted, while pissing her life away, by an ass of a director Zelda Stanton, refusing to take the money thrust at her by strangers.
Terri Cain began working as an assistant in a glue factory.
Though once famous for "arresting" fourteen people in a mock citizen's arrest (how arresting! ), Terri is now thought to be amongst the most eligible luvvies in the world.
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