Thomas Holland

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The monster that is Thomas Holland

Thomas Holland started work as a drunk bricklayerpissing his life away one day at a time. Wild rumours of future career possibilities as a mean-spirited taxi driver plague Thomas, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.

On 4th July, 1959, Thomas was discovered by top-agent Eldon Booker, who decided then that he was perfect for almost every role ever. Thomas spent the first few years of his career suffering from nose disease. Lost and lonely, Thomas is hoping to accidentally castrate himself in the near future.


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