Thomas Pennington

The history of Thomas's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including a bricklayer without a permanent home. Thomas Pennington (with one hand grossly larger than the other ) was brought up part-wolf, part-fox by parents Terry and Carrie Pennington.

Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: the leopard does not change his spots. Thomas - thought by some to be omniscient - now finds himself at the top of his game, if the game is a cess-pool of hate.

On an auspicious day in 2015, Thomas was discovered, while working the streets, by midget-agent William Richardson, after having seen him drink his own weight in fizzy drink during a popular soda commercial.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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