Timothy - whose name is a conjunction of greek and latin venereal diseases - now finds himself at the top of his game, thanks in part to his well thought of genitalia. On new year's eve, 1986, Timothy was head-hunted, while pissing his life away, by unfortunately bearded-producer Una Schaefer, who decided then that he was perfect for almost every role ever. Timothy Blankenship was raised by self-harming parents Steven and Nora Philadelphia.
Timothy hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a plain-speaking solicitor and a malodorous judge.
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