Vera Cardenas

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Vera, who was once a florist, now finds herself without scruples... at all... and will do * anything *. Lost and lonely, Vera is always on the lookout for slave labour. In 1999, Vera was picked up, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by talent scout Adrianna Bolton while picking up litter as part of her parole terms.

Vera's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but her is said to be looking into becoming a local dentist.

Vera Cardenas (one toe permanently stubbed) was fortunate to have been brought up by surrogate self-harming parents Robert and Jeannie Cardenas.


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