Wallace Banks

Married with five children, Wallace is always on the lookout for slave labour. Wallace hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as an incompetent carpenter. Wallace Banks started life as a cheerful receptionist, endeavouring to discover who it was that tripped over a cobblestone and sued the government.

Back in 1980, Wallace was picked up, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by someone pretending to be a agent Boyd Moran, while eating a sort of biscuit, thinking of jogging. Though without charm, or any semblance of charm, Wallace constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.


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