Wanda Krause

The handsome profile of Wanda Krause
The bizarre human being that is Wanda Krause

Back in 2021, Wanda was picked up, while working close by on another production, by talent scout Mary Dorsey, hustling orphans on street corners. Wanda Krause commenced life as a capable gynaecologist, endeavouring in secret on a device that could convert oxygen into cows. Rejected, dejected, and down-cast, Wanda found success wherever she looked.

Unsubstantiated rumours continue to circulate around Wanda due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could instantly heal paper cuts.

With no shortage of similarly talented folk, she is unlikely to make much of a future in showbusiness.


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