Wayne Johnson

Wayne Johnson started work as a fabulous programmer; one of those who in their youth forgot how to be a child. Rumours of future career possibilities as a talented lifeguard plague Wayne, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.

Wayne, who was once a fanatical lifeguard, now finds himself without any semblance of charm.

On new year's eve, 1934, Wayne was picked up, while begging for pennies, by agent Brent Gamble, who decided then that he was perfect for almost every role ever. With no shortage of similarly talented folk, he is unlikely to make much of a future in showbusiness.

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