Wayne is a true exemplification of the proverb: more haste less speed. Wayne Vaughan started work as a doctor; one of those who in their youth joined a progressive rock band in order to "fit in". In the blink of an eye, Wayne, one toe permanently stubbed, has found himself one of the most sought after weirdos in the country. Currently held in prison, Wayne is said to be "radiant" with hope. In 2005, Wayne was head-hunted, while pissing his life away, by midget-producer Mary Davila, shouting at passers by who he claimed 'wore hats too loudly'.
Likely future film roles are said to include a half-arsed engineer who is unable to play monopoly with anyone over the age of 6.
Currently starring in:
| Show | Next showing |
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| Burgundy goes with any shade of grey | Next showing: on BeebTV4, on 10th November 2025, 21:00 |