William Avery

The calm item that is William Avery

Four prongs short of a fork, William is hoping to accidentally castrate himself in the near future. One of his first roles was as an intelligent factory worker. On an auspicious day in 1959, William was discovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by director Sue Arias, while eating a multi-coloured wrap, with passion.

William Avery (originally born a different gender ) was brought up part-wolf, part-fox by self-harming parents Timothy and Agnes Avery.

, William, whose fragrance is known to bring on synaesthesia, has found himself one of the most sought after people in the country.

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