William Horne

The rich-tasting wack-job that is William Horne

Although rumours abound about William, the former winner of "biggest gland" has recently gone into hiding. On 4th July, 1971, William was head-hunted, while panhandling for scraps, by a fellow acting star jimmy livingston, who decided then that he was perfect for almost every role ever. Rat-faced William Horne was conceived at a time when people weren't really getting born so much, back in Swindon, to abusive and self-harming parents Paul and Gretchen Horne. Though without scruples... at all... and will do * anything *, or charm, William constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.

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