William Hurley

The smartest brute that is William Hurley

Back in 1993, William was uncovered, while pissing his life away, by unknown director Anna Schroeder, eating his body weight in suspiciously log shaped chocolates. William - who computers at the time suggested was "least likely to live beyond childhood" - now finds himself at the top of his game, if we can assume that the game is long over. William Hurley commenced working life as a policeman, and later joined a group who tripped over a cobblestone and sued the government.

Unsubstantiated rumours about William Hurley suggest that he will soon turn to becoming a farmer as an alternative career.

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