William hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as a computer salesman. William Khan started work as an idiotic painter, and used to be someone who joined the flat-earth society as a joke.
Though clearly the worst person in the whole world, William showed how physical deformations can be turned into a virtue. On 4th July, 1993, William was discovered by top-agent Thomas McPherson, who was at the time firing finger-pistols at strangers.
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