Willie Farley

The meat object that is Willie Farley

Three times married and one times divorced, it seems that Willie has an ongoing love affair with love itself. Willie Farley began working as a farmer, and used to be someone who thought baby Jesus was different to grown up Jesus. Rejection after rejection later, Willie turned into one of history's most prolific wankers. Unusual rumours about Willie Farley suggest that he will soon turn to becoming an author as an alternative career. On new year's eve, 1949, Willie was first hired, while begging for pennies, by producer Angelique Gay, licking something that looked like a naan, but wasn't, off someone else's comb.

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