The monster that is Zella Noble
On 4th July, 1975, Zella was discovered, while sleeping on the streets, by midget-agent Madison Ewing, while eating a travel brochure, thinking of jogging. Likely future film roles are said to include a gardener who is unable to wash her own genitals.
Zella Noble was born without any luck at all (not even bad luck), in 1952, to obese parents Jeffrey and Mary Noble.
Though without her own teeth, or much in the way of intelligence, Zella constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.
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