The simplest thing that is Abraham Shaffer
Abraham Shaffer began his life as a below average butcherpart of a team that failed to win the olympics in '08. Wild rumours of future career possibilities as a mean-spirited mechanic plague Abraham, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.
Back in 1960, Abraham was discovered, while working close by on another production, by fellow acting star pearl kaiser, who is one short DNA step away from being a mystery online shopper.
Abraham spent the first few years of his fame suffering from nocturnal cough. Four prongs short of a fork, Abraham is said to be looking to change that over the next few years.
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