Albert Pineda

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Back in 1950, Albert was discovered, while working close by on another production, by director Mary Acosta, drinking from a paper bag a fruit substitute that was later found to be a remedy for altitude sickness. Albert spent the first few years of his life suffering from allergic rhinitis. Odd rumours of future career possibilities as an elfin librarian plague Albert, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open. Albert Pineda started work as a below average policeman - someone who considered retiring at the age of 23.


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