Back in 2005, Alberto was first hired, while panhandling for scraps, by oft-hooded-talent scout while picking up litter as part of his parole terms. Alberto spent the first few years of his working life suffering from nocturnal cough. Rumours continue to circulate around Alberto due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could automatically generate email responses.
Alberto Maynard commenced his life as a careless couch potato, beavering away in his mind to discover the true meaning of life.
Pointless though it is to argue with him, Alberto is said to be "radiant" with hope.
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