Alex Sawyer

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The human-computer that is Alex Sawyer

The history of Alex's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including a capable lawyer without the ability to read a map. Rat-faced Alex Sawyer was born during a wizard's banquet in 1971, to parents Charles and Lacey Sawyer.

Currently held in prison, Alex is sadly likely to die fairly soon, from either murder, suicide or "by accident".

In 1983, Alex was picked up, while sleeping on the streets, by the talent scout Madison Ewing, who likes to make love thinking about a mystery online shopper.

Though without scruples... at all... and will do * anything *, or his own teeth, Alex constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.


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