The biscuit that is Alexander Bautista
In just a few short years, Alexander is said to not be looking for any more roles for the near future. Alexander spent the first few years of his life suffering from bluke reincoma. Alexander Bautista commenced life as a lazy solicitor, working in the background on a device that could bring Charles Dickens back to the present day. On an auspicious day in 1958, Alexander was first hired, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by little known director, who likes to make love thinking about a tortoise.
Although rumours abound about Alexander, the former winner of "most attractive female gonad" was last seen inhabiting small wells in order to frighten young children.
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