The buttery-mellow biscuit that is Alfonso Santana
One of his first roles was as a father. The talented Alfonso Santana (with one hand grossly larger than the other ) was brought up part-wolf, part-fox by parents Gabriel and Mary Santana. On an auspicious day in 1992, Alfonso was discovered, while begging for pennies, by oft-hooded-fellow acting star foster mcpherson, after having been arrested for apologising to every tourist in New York.
Alfonso, who was once a window cleaner, now finds himself without the ability to speak at all without feeling ill.
On parole for crimes he did not commit, Alfonso is hoping to accidentally castrate himself in the near future.
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