Andrew Harvey

The handsome profile of Andrew Harvey
The handsome artiste that is Andrew Harvey

On parole for crimes he did not commit, Andrew is hoping to accidentally castrate himself in the near future. Though once famous for apologising to every tourist in New York, Andrew is now thought to be amongst the most eligible folk in the world. Slightly dog-faced Andrew Harvey was conceived at a time when people weren't really getting born so much, back in Hull, to parents Jeffrey and Robin Harvey. On 4th July, 1992, Andrew was first hired, while panhandling for scraps, by top-director, who regularly shares his food with a narwhal.

Andrew hopes to shortly accept roles being a journalist.


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