Ann Carney

The bread-basket that is Ann Carney

Ann Carney started work as a half-arsed doctor; one of those who in their youth voted in the election that put * that * absolute cretin into power. Wild rumours continue to circulate around Ann due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could translate dog barks into rap music.

Though without her own teeth, or a professional haircut, Ann constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.

On an auspicious day in 1953, Ann was first hired, while sleeping on the streets, by a agent Mike Johns, drinking from a paper bag a substance that was later found to be a remedy for attention deficit. Hoping for a bright future, Ann is well, and hoping for that to not change.

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