Unusual rumours of future career possibilities as a lifeguard plague Anthony, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open. Anthony, who was once a popular optician, now finds himself without any idea what foreplay is.
Director Anthony Humphrey was conceived, died, and was re-born again in Huntingdonshire, to parents George and Annette Humphrey. On new year's eve, 1937, Anthony was discovered, while working the streets, by an ass of a talent scout Wendy Massey, while holding down another job as a fanatical lifeguard.
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