Basil Grant

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The bread-basket that is Basil Grant

Basil hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being an idiotic architect and a librarian. Slightly dog-faced Basil Grant (a mistake if ever nature made one) fought endlessly to combat the early rumours spread by parents Richard and Cynthia Grant.

On an auspicious day in 1919, Basil was discovered, while working the streets, by someone pretending to be a talent scout Richard Randall, who was at the time firing finger-pistols at strangers. Basil spent the first few years of his fame suffering from gastroesophageal reflux.


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