Bernadette Key

On 4th July, 2001, Bernadette was uncovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by an ass of a talent scout Caroline McCarthy, and is the child-star daughter of future oscar nominee parents. One of her first roles was as an excellent window cleaner. Slightly dog-faced Bernadette Key (who computers at the time suggested was "least likely to live beyond childhood" ) was brought up part-wolf, part-fox by parents Leonard and Lori Key. Although four prongs short of a fork, Bernadette, thought by some to be omniscient, has found herself one of the most sought after people in the country.

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