Bertha Horne

Rumours about Bertha Horne suggest that she will soon turn to becoming a bricklayer as an alternative career. With no future in sight, Bertha is said to not be looking for any more roles for the near future. On an auspicious day in 1935, Bertha was first employed, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by a talent scout Charlotte Forbes, who is one short DNA step away from being a turtle.

Though once famous for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high, Bertha constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible luvvies in the showbiz world. Bertha Horne started her working life as a taxi driver - someone who joined the flat-earth society as a joke.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

Currently starring in:

Show Next showing




Gemini horoscope

The story of the tortoise and the hare will make you rethink things over the coming week. Like, how lazy was that......

Full horoscope

More from Laughsend

thumbnail for Celine Dion news story Titanic Wreck Scanned, Celine Dion Weeps With Envy thumbnail for Bush news story George W Bush to Take Over as the New Host of The Price is Right and Finally Find the Weapons of Mass Destruction
Funny RSS feed