Though once famous for apologising to every tourist in New York, Betty constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible individuals in the showbiz world. On new year's eve, 1982, Betty was picked up, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by unfortunately bearded-talent scout Betty Key, after having been arrested for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high. Rat-faced Betty Cortez was conceived at 12:21am, in Canterbury, to parents Oscar and Tamara Cortez.
Although rumours abound about Betty, the former winner of "biggest gland" has forgotten how to tie her own shoes.
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