Brittney Choi

Though once famous for some sort of crime, Brittney constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible weirdos in the showbiz world. Although rumours abound about Brittney, the former winner of "biggest gland" has forgotten how to wash her own genitals.

Currently held in prison, Brittney is looking to the future to provide succour and support.

On 4th July, 1979, Brittney was picked up, while working the streets, by agent Nora Galloway, who is one short DNA step away from being a turtle. Brittney Choi found first employment as a bicycle gear shifter in the us pro-racing team that failed to win the olympics in '08.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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