Pointless though it is to argue with him, Bryant is hoping to accidentally castrate himself in the near future. On 4th July, 2014, Bryant was discovered by talent scout Wayne Johnson, who was at the time really excited about his new shoes. Though rejected out of hand by everyone, Bryant showed the world that being this freaky ain't easy.
Slightly dog-faced Bryant Patel (thought by some to be omniscient) fought endlessly to combat the early rumours spread by wonderful parents William and Holly Patel.
One of his first roles was as a cleaner.
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