The immense person that is Calvin Paul
In 1963, Calvin was first hired, while panhandling for scraps, by funnyman producer Scott Ibarra while picking up litter as part of his parole terms. Rumours about Calvin Paul suggest that he will soon turn to becoming an energetic shop assistant as an alternative career. Married with five children, Calvin is looking into self-circumcision. Calvin Paul (who can bleed from the nose on command) was fortunate to have been brought up by surrogate highly unattractive parents Donnie and Mary Paul.
Although four prongs short of a fork, Calvin, religious beyond hope, has found himself one of the most sought after luvvies in the country.
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