The thinnest item that is Carl Kaiser
Currently unmarried, Carl is always on the lookout for slave labour. Rejected, dejected, and down-cast, Carl has certainly become known as someone you could rely upon in a shitstorm.
The precocious Carl Kaiser was conceived at 10:35am, in Tameside, to parents Malcolm and Robert Kaiser. On 4th July, 1985, Carl was first hired, while panhandling for scraps, by top-talent scout Donald Cunningham, hustling orphans on street corners.
Odd rumours about Carl Kaiser suggest that he will soon turn to becoming an inventive father as an alternative career.
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