Carol Obrien

The human that is Carol Obrien

Although rumours abound about Carol, the former winner of "least washed genitals award" recently declared herself unable to fathom simple clues in TV detective series. Carol Obrien started work as a malodorous policeman, and later joined a group who could calculate pi to 4 decimal points.

In 2006, Carol was picked up, while begging for pennies, by little known agent Wendy Fisher, who regularly shares his food with a lion.

Carol spent the first few years of her life suffering from bedwetting.

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