Cassidy Crawford

The immense dish that is Cassidy Crawford

Back in 1942, Cassidy was picked up, while panhandling for scraps, by top-agent Bobby Montoya, eating her body weight in dried and previously chewed gum. Although rumours abound about Cassidy, the former winner of "fattest flower prize" has recently undergone surgery on a purely private part of her body.

Though talent was itself lacking, Cassidy found success wherever she looked.

Producer Cassidy Crawford (who computers at the time suggested was "least likely to live beyond childhood" ) was fortunate to have been brought up by surrogate obese parents Donald and Mary Crawford.

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