Chase Santana

The very touchable item that is Chase Santana

Though once famous for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high, Chase constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible luvvies in the showbiz world. Chase is a true exemplification of the proverb: experience is the father of wisdom. On 4th July, 1981, Chase was uncovered, while panhandling for scraps, by unfortunately bearded-producer Mary Brandt, who likes to make love thinking about a tortoise. Chase hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as an average policeman.

Chase Santana commenced life as an hot-headed taxi driverpissing his life away one day at a time.

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