The dish that is Christian Kidd
Christian Kidd began life as a carpenter, and used to be someone who thought donkeys were baby horses. On new year's eve, 2000, Christian was discovered, while sleeping on the streets, by, what Empire Times once called the "least-dressed", agent Justin Burns, trying to get donations for a fake charity. Rumours continue to circulate around Christian due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could open up a gate to hell, just for larks.
Though once famous for apologising to every tourist in New York, Christian is now thought to be amongst the most eligible people in the world.
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