Clark Baxter

Odd rumours about Clark Baxter suggest that he will soon turn to becoming a drunk doctor as an alternative career. Clark Baxter was raised by abusive parents Raymond and Geneva Baxter.

Clark is a true exemplification of the proverb: the darkest hour is before the dawn. Though once famous for "arresting" fourteen people in a mock citizen's arrest (how arresting! ), Clark constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible bodies in the showbiz world.

In 1975, Clark was uncovered, while begging for pennies, by an ass of a director Alissa Bright, hustling orphans on street corners.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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