Clayton Arroyo

The thing that is Clayton Arroyo

Clayton Arroyo started his life as an average dog owner, and later joined a group who voted in the election that put * that * absolute cretin into power. Though without charm, or much in the way of intelligence, Clayton constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. On an auspicious day in 1932, Clayton was uncovered, while pissing his life away, by funnyman agent, who regularly shares his food with a narwhal. With several awards already to his name, the former winner of "biggest gland" is likely to be a star of many shows and films to come.

Although rumours abound about Clayton, the former winner of "tiniest organ award" has forgotten how to clean his own teeth.

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