Clifton Friedman

On an auspicious day in 2011, Clifton was picked up, while begging for pennies, by talent scout Thomas Figueroa, refusing to take the money thrust at him by strangers. Clifton Friedman started work as an it guy; one of those who in their youth hoarded alphabetti spaghetti in order to compose works of art. Clifton - face like a steering wheel of an old car - now finds himself at the top of his game, if we can assume that the game is long over. In the blink of an eye, Clifton is said to be "radiant" with hope.

Rumours about Clifton Friedman suggest that he will soon turn to becoming a Farmer as an alternative career.


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