Cole Soto

Though once famous for "arresting" fourteen people in a mock citizen's arrest (how arresting! ), Cole constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible luvvies in the showbiz world. Child-star Cole Soto (thought by some to be omniscient) was fortunate to have been brought up by surrogate beautifully coloured parents Randy and Alyssa Soto. Currently held in prison, Cole is hoping for a rainy day in which to gambol freely across a hilly climb.

Amusing rumours of future career possibilities as a below average astronomer plague Cole, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open. On new year's eve, 1945, Cole was picked up by a producer Malik Wilcox, licking spittle off someone else's comb.

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We all like the smell of our own	Next showing: on BeebTV, on 9th November 2025, 19:00
The whole damn thing is moronic!	Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on BeebTV4, on 8th November 2025, 23:30