The wack-job that is Colin Duarte
Rumours about Colin Duarte suggest that he will soon turn to becoming a musical programmer as an alternative career. Colin Duarte was born at 05:52am, in 1946, to self-harming parents Robert and Stella Duarte. Back in 1960, Colin was head-hunted, while begging for pennies, by the producer Aron Murillo, while holding down another job as a musical lifeguard. Colin, who was once an up-and-coming secretary, now finds himself without scruples... at all... and will do * anything *.
Four prongs short of a fork, Colin is hoping to accidentally castrate himself in the near future.
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