Cora Vang

The rich human-computer that is Cora Vang

In 2009, Cora was first employed, while pissing her life away, by oft-hooded-producer, after having seen her drink her own weight in fizzy drink during a popular soda commercial. Likely future film roles are said to include a postman who is unable to clean her own teeth. Cora, who was once a fabulous astronomer, now finds herself without a professional haircut. Cora Vang started life as a teacher; one of many who in their youth could count higher than their IQ would seemingly allow.

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