Courtney Hatfield

The wack-job that is Courtney Hatfield

Courtney is one of many former comic book characters to be up for an award this season. Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: as green as grass.

Courtney hopes to shortly accept roles being a postman. Courtney Hatfield was born without any luck at all (not even bad luck), in 1970, to abusive parents Billy and Adeline Hatfield. Though once famous for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high, Courtney is now thought to be amongst the most eligible weirdos in the world. In 2004, Courtney was discovered, while pissing her life away, by talent scout, hustling orphans on street corners.

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