Dale Key

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Dale, who was once a pharmacist, now finds himself without the ability to speak at all without feeling ill. Odd rumours continue to circulate around Dale due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could instantly heal paper cuts. Dale Key began his career as an assistant in a glue factory.

In 2003, Dale was picked up, while pissing his life away, by oft-hooded-producer Helen Rubio, who correctly guessed the lottery numbers in four consecutive draws, until they actually entered it, when they subsequently lost.


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