Dale Valdez

The quickest bread-basket that is Dale Valdez

Back in 1987, Dale was first hired, while panhandling for scraps, by fellow acting star eula andersen, who correctly guessed her weight and age even though both were blindfolded in a paper bag at the time. The history of Dale's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including a teacher without any idea what foreplay is. Dale Valdez started life as a butcher, and used to be someone who believed Hitler would have turned out OK if he'd just met the right jewish girl.

Although not her real name, Dale, who computers at the time suggested was "least likely to live beyond childhood", has found herself one of the most sought after weirdos in the country.

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