Damon Eaton

The handsome profile of Damon Eaton
The perfect monster that is Damon Eaton

In the blink of an eye, Damon, whose name is a conjunction of greek and latin venereal diseases, has found himself one of the most sought after people in the country. With several awards already to his name, the former winner of "fattest flower prize" is likely to be a star of many shows and films to come.

Rumours of future career possibilities as an able architect plague Damon, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open. On new year's eve, 1999, Damon was discovered, while working the streets, by funnyman director Donald Cunningham, refusing to take the money thrust at him by strangers.

Damon Eaton began his career as a couch potato; one of those who in their youth joined a progressive rock band in order to "fit in".


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