Darrell Bird

The human that is Darrell Bird

Although rumours abound about Darrell, the former winner of "most attractive female gonad" has recently been interred inside dr malik's home for the clinically sane. Darrell - someone everyone wishes to be in a dream - now finds himself at the top of his game, if we can assume that the game is long over.

Darrell Bird started work as a politician, and later joined a group who hoarded alphabetti spaghetti in order to compose works of art. On an auspicious day in 1947, Darrell was first hired, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by fellow acting star mary vaughn, who decided then that he was perfect for almost every role ever.

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